Oh how I love Christmas. I really do.
Today, I took the kids out of school, went downtown with my mom to look at the Christmas windows, see the "right jolly old elf", and have a nice lunch.
The windows were splendid, the boys couldn't bear to part from them.

As for the "right jolly old elf" , well.....I say to you......
SUCK
IT
UP
Pretend to like your job (remember you did willingly sign up for this 3 week stint).
If you don't really care for children then just pretend to be interested in children.
Please don't sit there like you are bored to tears.
Please if you are not feeling well and can't bear to smile, stay at home.
Please do not crush the hopes and dreams of little ones.
You can only believe in the magic for so long.
I really wanted to beat you over the head, Santa.
Next year, I think it best to simply admire you from afar.